Why Hype Doesn’t Impress Me
There is a rhythm to the opening of a new cafe in this city that has become almost predictable. The social media teasers drop, the aesthetic photos flood our feeds, and suddenly, a line wraps around the block. For a few weeks, it is the only place anyone is talking about. It is the place to be seen, to tag, and to post.
And for a few weeks, I stay away.
It isn’t that I am immune to excitement or that I don’t want new businesses to succeed. I do. But in my role as a curator for the Golden List, I have learned a fundamental truth about this industry: volume is not a proxy for value. A two-hour queue tells me that a place has good marketing; it does not tell me if they have good coffee.
Hype is often driven by novelty. It thrives on scarcity and the fear of missing out. It is fueled by an influencer cycle that demands new content every single day. But coffee is not content. It is a craft. And craft requires consistency, something that is nearly impossible to judge when a barista is drowning in tickets and the espresso machine hasn’t had a moment to rest.
True excellence is rarely loud. It is found in the details that hype often overlooks: the temperature of the milk, the balance of the extraction, the way a staff member handles a mistake. These are the things that build longevity.
There are certainly places that deserve the buzz they get. Some cafes manage to ride the wave of popularity without compromising their standards, and those are rare gems. But more often than not, the noise of hype drowns out the nuance of quality. It creates a perceived value that has little to do with what is actually in the cup.
My job is to separate the signal from the noise. I don’t judge a cafe at its loudest. I judge it when the noise settles.
Hype gets attention. Quality earns permanence.
